02.28.07 I GUESS THIS IS NEWS
I was looking and looking for some kind of story that would be interesting for my next post, but instead I decided to go with what I do best: an obliquely sports-related piece of tail.
The lady in question here is Julianna Zobrist, wife of Ben Zobrist (who?) of the Tampa Devil Rays (what?). I guess Ben plays shortstop for the Devil Rays, and I guess the Devil Rays are in Major League Baseball, although I've never heard of them before.
According to Devil Rays Index and this article, Julianna's an aspiring artist in the field of Christian music. But before you use the term Christian "rock," be advised that her MySpace page is loaded with samples of her music, and it wouldn't be a bad knock-off of Imogen Heap were it not for her occasional mention of Jesus in the lyrics.
So, there you go: With Leather's Christian Music Athlete Wife of the Week. Somehow I think this will be a one-time award. Unless Amy Grant marries Dennis Rodman. What a minx! Tell me I'm not the only who got a boner to the "Every Heartbeat" video.
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There are 15 comments about:
I GUESS THIS IS NEWS
I don’t care whether she sings Christian music or not, she is a fine piece of ass. If I stood up right now I would be lugging around a hunk of wood like JC.
This http://a781.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_0b2b6deeb879bd35516dc82b52145c4c.jpg married that. I need to become a Christian.
amy grant lived in my town when i was a kid. she’s not hot. you are the only one who got a boner to her videos and you’re just lucky god didn’t strike your boner down with lightning.
How does someone like JP end up on a site like With Leather? Unless it’s a joke I’m not following. Maybe he/she was doing a web search for something like “Holy Bible With Leather Carrying Case” and this site came up.
+1 Weed. And praise Jesus for bringing us Ms. Zobrist.
twoeightnine’s got a point. I got my own personal resurrection going right now.
The family keeps telling me I’d meet some good women if I went to church. I think I’m a little more inclined to believe them now.
i’m telling God on you, Weed! hide your boner (preferably in a nice Christian girl)
Thanks for the advice, JP. And it’s nice to know you’ll be going to hell with the rest of us!
This cunt is probably the reason they’re dropping the “Devil” from the Rays name…I’ve got to bone the snorg tees chick and stop posting shit like this, it doesn’t become me.
at least it’s warm there.
i also found this old picture of Amy Grant. it was taken right after we shared a church pew one day.
http://www.icebin.net/upload/milk/amy_grant_l.jpg
+1 JP.
Snorg-Tees broads…yummy. Smoking Tornadoes for all of ‘em!
the snorg tees girl intimidates me. she looks like she’s laughing at my penis.
She looks like a dominatrix. Thank you Jesus may I have another!!
I’m a good Christian girl…
…Weed Against Speed
That first post was great. After reading it, I made the sound a retarded boy makes when he’s excited.
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