Everybody's taking pot shots at Rush Limbaugh for his comments about Rex Grossman — the FanHaus, Deadspin, the Postmen — and frankly, I've had enough. Let's take a look at Limbaugh's "controversial" comments:
It's just — they're focusing on this guy like they don't focus on anybody! And I tell you, I know what it is. The media, the sports media, has got social concerns that they are first and foremost interested in, and they're dumping on this guy — Rex Grossman — for one reason, folks, and that's because he is a white quarterback.
Let me ask you this, sexy readers: when has Rush been wrong about his assessment of NFL and race? He criticized Donovan McNabb for being a black quarterback, and what has he gone on to do? Never win a Super Bowl and get injured in two consecutive seasons, that's what. And look at Peyton Manning: sure, he got the Super Bowl MVP, but a lot of people in sports media think black running backs like Dominic Rhodes deserved the honor. And all the media wanted to talk about before the game was black coaches Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy, when who got them there? White quarterbacks.
Basically, this is yet another widespread reverse-racist media conspiracy. And people making fun of Rush is part of the cover-up. I hope I've cleared that up for everybody.
(Yo, Rush — you still gonna hook me up with some of that OxyContin, right?)
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Matt, the joke didn’t work here. Bombed worse than Crystal Pepsi.
What? Too soon?
F-minus, Andrew. You’re supposed to say it was lamer than FDR.
Imitation’s the hightest form of flattery, Matt. Besides, crippled FDR still managed to pull more tang than you did in Miami.
Yeah, Eleanor was a sweet piece of ‘tang. What did you do for the Super Bowl?
He was still nailing that Lucy Mercer kid from that wheelchair. But you lead a good point: Eleanor scored scored her fair share of tail too. As for the Super Bowl, I, too, watched it on TV.
Sorry, when I get worked up, I tend to stutter, eveb when I typ.
Who wants to see Andrew get banned? I think that “leads” a pretty good point.
I don’t even know who Andrew is and I was to see him get banned. I fucking loved Crystal Pepsi.
Andrew leads a good point. Him card read good!
1) Crystal Pepsi was delicious. The world just wasn’t ready yet.
2)Him Fail English? That’s unpossible.
3) Eleanor was a muff-diver. I don’t know that FDR could do better than pulling down a bi chick from a wheel chair in an age when alcohol was prohibited. Gotta give him that.
Ladies and gentlemen, FDR was overrated because he was black. There, I said it.
You should ask Rush to hook you up with some Viagra and Dominican prostitutes while you’re at it. Oh, and crabs. I’m sure he has plenty to spare.
You know what? I think we are missing the REAL issue we have on our hands. The only reason people pick on Rush is cause hes fat. There I said it. Its about time we stopped the fat racism in this country and finally did someth huh? did somebody say pizza?
I can only hope that Rush and Berman go partying together. Hawaiian shirt and cigars? Instant turn-on for the ladies.
The idea of Rush and Berman patying together sounds like special olympic partying. Fuckin’ mongos.
“1) Crystal Pepsi was delicious. The world just wasn’t ready yet.
2)Him Fail English? That’s unpossible.
3) Eleanor was a muff-diver. I don’t know that FDR could do better than pulling down a bi chick from a wheel chair in an age when alcohol was prohibited. Gotta give him that. ”
Totally agree. Especially with the Crystal Pepsi part. Elanor must’ve gave good head. FDR had a lover until Eleanor said to cut it out. FDR obliged until he was on his death bed.
I dont know about the race thing, but, at the end of the first half, the media was unfairly bashing the crap out of Grossman and his 6-8, 1 TD, 120 QB rating, and not mentioning the real problem, the weak ass defence.
the media was unfairly bashing the crap out of Grossman and his 6-8, 1 TD, 120 QB rating
You’re serious, right? The Hump Grenade threw for less than 50 yards during the first half! Other than the big run by Thomas Jones — of course, done by a black man, just like the media wanted — the Bears O did NOTHING.
I agree with Rush, because I am tired of all these underachieving black quarterbacks like Peyton Manning, Tom Brady and Brett Favre getting all the attention from the press. When is Rex “Had a game with a 0.0 passer rating” Grossman gonna get his due? Just another example of The Man keeping a brutha down.