Tom Brady's friends seem to think Bridget Moynahan stopped taking birth control in order to intentionally get pregnant.
Some say that Moynahan, three months expectant with her first child, "may have gotten pregnant on purpose. She is 36, wanted a baby, and Tom was dumping her. It's a little suspicious."
Wow. Brilliant detective work. Dreamboat's friends must all work for Scotland Yard. But can they solve THIS mystery?
2 + 2 = ????????????????
Only time will tell.
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in an unrelated story, tom brady is reportedly being cast in the cone heads sequel
I hate the dreambaby too, its going to scar my beautiful Bridget. Look at the size of his head!
tom brady’s friends would also like you to know that anna nicole smith’s drug problem may end up killing her
Maybe I’ve spent too much time lost in the chin dimple, but I had never before noticed how HUGE his head is. Is it expanding to fill the helmet? Is he stretching it to be more like Manning? I need to know.
Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead have announced that they too are pregnant with a dreambaby
honestly? I think Dreamboat is missing out on some key aspects of this whole situation.
FACT: He doesn’t have to marry Moynihan and can still bang whatever chick he wants.
FACT: Chicks dig dudes who are all sensitive and like kids and all. So he will actually be able to bang more chicks, as if that was even imaginable.
FACT: He won’t even have to spend time with said kid, thats what the baby-mama is for.
FACT: He gets to bang the baby mama whenever he feels like it because she will be tethered to the kid and in need of some TLB (tender loving banging) whenever he feels like rolling through.
In conclusion, Dreamboat gets to continue his rampage through the super model community, with the added weapon of the sensitivity card, but with minimal responsibility. Additionally he now has Moynihan on call.
I love the retort from Moynahan’s friend:
“…and he immediately started dating Gisele Bundchen. Who’s the gross one here?”
Those middle school comebacks never get old.
yeah but can brady’s friends see the shaving of brit’s head as a tragic cry for help from an emotionally disturbed, self loathing trash-heap that’s long since spirialed out of control?????
2 + 2 = ????????????????
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ask the baby yourself. also – Ew.
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we all know that 2+2=Jello
Marc, +10 for the Chris Rock reference. Not to nitpick, but it’s actually 4+4 = jello
A head that big, yet not enough sense to wear a condom. Ah, dreamboat. Ah, humanity.
finally a math equation only a woman can do. allow me:
2+2= gobs of child support