CCLAUDIA SUCKS AT TENNIS
02.08.07This is Cclaudia. Why the hell does her name start with two C's? I don't know. According to her official website:
[I] am a model from Germany. I am all natural… I love Nature and animals. I am very active in sports (horseback riding, volleyball, swimming, rollerskating, fitness, gym, shooting, fighting sports).
Okay: the gym isn't a sport. Neither is fitness. And notice she didn't say anything about tennis.
Cclaudia? More like ClauDDia.
(I know, I know: lamest post ever. At least there were boobs.)
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No need to apologize. You gotta remember who your readers are. There are reasons i’m reading this site instead of John Amechi’s (sp?) book.
I don’t know why but all of sudden I have a hankering for a milkshake.
It might not be a sport, but I would buy a ticket to watch her at the gym.
Can she actually play tennis? Does anyone care?
I disagree. I think that was a FANTASTIC post.
Damn, you mean she was playing tennis?
My balls are glowing as well.
that had more to do with sports than 86% of the posts here.
That was a whole lot of bending over and flashing the cleavage.
Are you sure that’s not Sarah Spain?
Did Jay-Z rap about Juan Pierre in that song?
Oh, and those are some capital knockers right there.
I used to run base like juan pierre / now i run the base / high hat in the snare
Fighting sports? I hear it’s Cclaudia v. Liddell in UFC 68.
Speaking of UFC, did anyone else notice that Randy Couture is stepping back in the ring to knock out Sylvia. When the shit did this happen?
That was announced a few weeks ago I think. I love that Couture just can’t stand that fat fuck holding the belt. Couture is getting an immediate title shot which is great, I think Dana White likes Sylvia having the belt as much as the rest of us. And then you have the Cro Cop factor…
its a tih-tee-off: spain train vs. Double C, back of the school on the moonwalk, $5 tickets..
The score is 36-Love. Or at least 34-Lust.
Even Serena Williams wouldn’t wear that outfit playing tennis. And for that, Serena, I thank you, you she-beast.
I went to the website (don’t judge me). This chick can really run the gamut between hot and fug depending on the angle.
so does that mean you were looking at her face berka? because if so, I think you missed the point of the video. It was about tennis … but moreso about breasteses.
can she jump rope? that would be impressive
Thats what I meant Rembrandt, the more the angle of the photo highlighted her face, the worse it got.