I just took a long weekend off. The NFL playoffs are set (and two coaches got fired), Darrent Williams was murdered, the most amazing finish to any college football game in recent history happened last night, Bobby Knight passed Dean Smith on the all-time wins list, and Alabama offered Nick Saban truckloads of cash… but my first post today is a six-and-a-half minute video of the USC Song Girls dancing.

Typical.

Happy New Year. It may be 2007, but I ain't changing a damn thing.

Hearty thanks to the the Wizard of Odds, who so graciously found this. You know, the girls aren't even very good dancers, yet my eyeballs are still dry from not blinking. It's almost like I don't care about their so-called talent. Weird, right?