Here's ski jumper Jan Mazoch this past weekend, not having one of his better days:
Hilarious, right? Somehow things always seem funnier when the commentators are Japanese. Oh, and if you're wondering how he's doing after that tumble, don't worry, he's just fine:
"The injuries he sustained are very dangerous and threaten his life,'' Sylwester Kosinski, deputy head of the city hospital in Zakopane, said on TVN24 television. "The patient is unconscious. If his condition worsens, and if there is such a need, we will try to transport him to another hospital.''
See? All's well that ends well, that's what I say.
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I don’t know what language that is, but I’m pretty sure it’s not Japanese. Wait, were you being sarcastic? (sigh) I don’t even know anymore.
Sarcastic? What are you talking about? That’s totally Japanese!
How do you score something like that? You don’t want to give him a 0.0 because he might be dead. At the same time, there’s no way he should win?
How do you score something like that? You don’t want to give him a 0.0 because he might be dead. At the same time, there’s no way he should win?
Sounds like Tagolag
It’s so stale, but I still feel compelled to ask for a “rub some dirt on it” tag.
Where’d he finish?
I’m pretty sure that’s Frontier Gibberish…
Whatever language it is, “Oy-Oy-Oy-Oy-Oy” translates loud and clear.
Thanks you Mr. Sparkle.
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Pretty sure it’s either Italian or Portuguese. Either way, I love the fact that they replayed his fall about 20 times immediately after he fell, meanwhile being all jovial about it while the guy is still in the snow, probably dead.
Thanks for posting this video. I’d been hunting for it. The commentators are definitely speaking Finnish. (Portuguese? Why the hell would ski-jumping commentators be speaking Portuguese?)
Mazoch’s condition ([www.eurosport.com])
“Czech Jan Mazoch remains in an artificially induced coma after he crashed during a World Cup event in southern Poland.
Mazoch was knocked unconscious when he lost control in the air and landed awkwardly, banging his head on the ground, in the second round of competition on Saturday.
Doctors put him into an artificial coma to limit the damage to his brain and have described his condition as stable but serious.
Latest tests showed that the level of swelling to the brain has not changed.
Prosecutors have opened an investigation into the accident because it took place at a public event and will check records from the wind metre and recordings of the crash.”