There's not really a whole lot I can add to the conversation here. That's 19-year-old Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow on the left, and on the right is his girlfriend (allegedly), a lady whom, uh…
Sweet Christ I can't concentrate with her on the page. How the hell does he make it to practice when the land of milk and honey is next to him in bed?
Okay, okay… [exhale] Let me compose myself and say something witty here:
I wanna lick 'em. No, that wasn't right. What I meant to say was, Nice cans. And by cans I mean jugs.
Also, to be fair, she has shiny hair and a pretty smile, and I'm willing to bet she smells good. Not bad for the school that ranked 11th out of 12 for hot girls in the SEC.
(Thanks to Sam at SLAM Online for the tip.)
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I guess his homeschool tutors gave him some lessons in ass magnetry.
He’s a God fearing Christian. I don’t think he has premarital sex.
Holy jesus someone find her myspace page for me
Everyone lied to me when they told me that becoming a lawyer would get me hot tail. I need to rethink my career options- god damn that girl is stacked!
Motorboating son of a bitch. Those are built for comfort, no question.
I think that’s his sister.
Don’t sweat it, Backcapricorn. They lied to me about the tail I’d be getting as a maintenance man at a dormitory.
Somebody pull the air hose out of her ass before she explodes!
does anyone know where there are more pictures of this girl? I need them for, uh….research….for a project…about big titties.
My God… don’t cut that girl’s anchor lines or she’ll just float away! (Those can NOT be real. No way, no how.)
They look real to me but I bet they are not so good when they are unrestrained. NOt that I would be complaining.
Her honey, you know that if you can touch your elbows behind your back, you’ll never get cancer? Go ahead, give it a try, I’ll sit here and watch. With my camera.
biiiiiiiigtime jesus lovers
I would be too if Jesus dropped a pair of jugs like that in my lap to go along with the 4.2 40 time he got me.
Tebow is good at going for two!
The problem with facebook is that you can claim to be anyone. There are no less than 3 entries claiming to be “Tim” or “Timmy” Tebow, which would be the easiest way to link to the future ex-Mrs up there, since we don’t know her name.
Plus, you can only see the profiles if you belong to the same network. That being said, if you can find someone at Florida, you have half a shot.
Or try myspace :)
I wonder if we made her lay down on the goal line if Hetland could land it
through her uprights.
Prolly not.
Looks like this is Nicole from SportsByBrooks:
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Might just be a dead ringer, but she checks out even down to the gaudy hoop earrings.
You should all be ashamed of yourselfs for your nasty comments about this girl. When did it become everyones business and everyones right to summize a person according to their physical attributes and nothing more. Live and let live. Most of you need to take your hand off the keyboard and make a nice little circle with it and go back to what you do best: pleasing your self in private, not over the net, and fantasizing that you might ever have anyone of substance in your live that could tollerate you small mindedness and inability to think with anything other than your ineffective unit. You are all a sad statement of the shallowness of our society.
Anonymous, they’re just saying what you’re thinking. Don’t hate on em’ for that.
those are so fake….i wonder how much those cost her? i think tim is so hott go gators we are the champs
He is good, I mean he’s really good but you know the way the media, the fans, and even his own family has built him up into this demigod, can only lead him to trouble down the road. He’s just a human being. “The Chosen One” is such an incredibly pretentious title.
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