Until recently, Gregory Lynn Burr was the basketball coach at The Monument Academy, a charter school in Colorado Springs. But school administrators can be fussy bitches about training methods.

[Burr] is accused of regularly hitting players in the groin, exposing some to pornography, and pouring water on them in cold weather…

One student sought medical attention for a groin injury he attributed to the coach’s strikes and later had scrotal surgery. Other students told police the strikes to the testicles were “the kind of hits that made you lay down” or “made you stop for a minute to catch your breath.”…

A student said Burr would ask them, “What is the capital of Thailand?” When they would answer “Bangkok,” he would hit them in the groin…In arrest records, the teens portrayed the incidents as Burr’s misguided attempts at humor.

And when teenage boys think your attempts at humor are misguided, it's probably time to kill yourself. They probably went from farting on each other to rolling their eyes and saying, "Coach, that's really immature."