Ahhhhhh computer suckitude.
Happy Friday everyone. Please remain clam calm while I scramble madly to find a computer that will let me play on these here Innertubenetebays. I should be up and running before the morning escapes completely. In the meantime, please feel free to browse through my now-extensive catalogue of cheerleaders and athlete wives. And, uh, sports news.
So, right. Commencing defenestration of expensive laptop… nnnnnnnow.


That’s what you get for buying a Pazzi!
What am I supposed to do? Hang out at Deadspin?!?
roger that, remaining clam.
roger, roger
My clam’s name is Roger
is it a bearded clam?
Ah, keep clam. You know what, I think I’m having Ivars for lunch today…