Nets forward Richard Jefferson forever dispelled any rumors that he might be gay by appearing at Scores last night. So we can just drop the gossip talk, okay? He's totally straight. Really. Guys! He thwearth ith true. Here's the disturbing item in its entirety:
Donna Karan, her daughter and two female friends watching the topless Scores girls on the main stage from their ringside table as New Jersey Net Richard Jefferson sat at the main bar.
I'm sorry, but the ol' brain on Matt is having trouble comprehending this one. First, do you have any idea what Donna Karan looks like? Hint: it's not sexy. Do groups of girls really do this? "Hey Gabby, can your mom take us to Scores tonight?"
And they took a table on the main stage. While RJ was farther away at the main bar. Not that I'm insinuating that Donna Karan is a creepy old lady who likes naked ladies more than Richard Jefferson does, but… wait. No. That's exactly what I'm insinuating.
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Dear God, the face of Donna Karan burns. With leather, indeed.
RJ needs to stop trying so damn hard.
Methinks RJ was at the bar looking for greased up Italian guys. Hey he has to appear to be a tough macho gay guy, right?
The most difficult part of this story is that after a few drinks, I’m not sure who I’d be less interested in fucking – Donna or Richard. At least with Richard you know that YOU get to be the top. Donna? Not so much.
that last entry is quite disturbing.
I just wanted to posit that this isn’t irrefutable evidence that RJ isn’t the gay Net. Afterall, a trip to scores can merely serves= as a beard to throw off the scent. That sexy scent that makes you want to get on top … damn you whowillsexmutombo.
Donna Karan looks like Barbaro’s long lost grandmother.
If I didn’t have such a raging horse fetish, I’d say Donna Karen was ugly.
Richard Jefferson did go to the University of Arizona, and there’s nothing gayer than that. Wait, didn’t Unsilent Majority go there as well? Gay Mafia indeed.
I found out some girl I know got double teamed by Jefferson and Luke Walton in Vegas
Walton and RJ? Must’ve been a bittersweet accomplishment for an NBA groupie.
Why’d they double team her–was she an outside scoring threat? Heyo! Oh, shut up, me–who is the chick in the picture with RJ?
By “double teamed”, I assume you mean “watched them fuck from across the room”?