I really feel like it's my patriotic duty to give this video to the world as soon as possible.
If you're unfamiliar with the persona that Kissing Suzy Kolber has created for Rex Grossman, you should familiarize yourself with their series of posts that imagine the Bears QB as loving two things only: the deep ball and pussy (I've included links below to a series of Rexisms). And here he is, in video montage form, set to the invigorating tune of "RexyBack."
F–k it. I'm Throwing Downfield.
Rexstacy Wants to Fulfill Your Fantasies
Rachel Nichols, I'll Let You Inside My Brain If You Let Me Inside Your Hanes Her Ways
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All hail the cumslinger! That video reminds me of the time I was on Rextacy.
I can’t decide if that made you guys more or less gay.
“Kevin Spacey gay” has started entering my actual vocabulary. That video is awesome.
Pats-Bears Super Bowl, please!
I wonder if Rex’s parents got that “my son’s a pornstar” smile after seeing that video?
Long time reader- first time poster.
As a Chicagoan, Rex Grossman has naturally been the bane of my existence. On his good days he merely annoys me. On his bad days he makes me apoplectic with rage. Thanks to Kissing Suzy Kolber and With Leather (so…thanks Matt) I have actually come to appreciate Rex in a new light. The next time he panics after .02 seconds in the pocket, throws a wounded bird 40 yards without a receiver in sight and gets it picked off by a totally surprised free safety, I’ll remain calm- secure in the knowledge of all the ladies who just got their first real orgasm- then sit back, smile, and wish I was half the man the Sex Cannon is….â€Â