Meet Eagles cheerleader Christina Fuller, pictured here twice because I didn't really feel like once was enough. Alas, cheerleading fans, she's spoken for.

Congrats to ESPN NBA Analyst Tim Legler and Eagles Cheerleader Christina Fuller, who were engaged recently.

Legler, 40, a former La Salle basketball star who spent 10 years in the NBA, and Fuller, 28, have been dating for a little more than a year… Fuller, who runs an online pet supply company, Shop4Paws.com, is also a La Salle grad, and the couple went to a La Salle basketball game on their first date.

No word on if Legler used the groping skills he learned at ESPN to pick up Christina, but congratulations. I guess. Dick.

Seriously, there should be some kind of rule where cheerleaders have to retire when they get married. It just ruins the fantasy. Especially when ESPN gets involved. Nothing kills a boner like an ESPN talking head. (And Erin Andrews is the exception that proves the rule.)

For those of you still undecided about whom to root for in the Super Bowl, you can now factor Tony Dungy's homophobia into the equation. Yes, as has been noted elsewhere, Dungy will be honored at a benefit hosted by the Indiana Family Institute, which is on the record for hating the "expanding homosexual agenda" in Indiana.

This story carries the stink politics, so I'm going to withhold my opinion. Besides, I'm adamantly opposed to judging anyone on this site. That would be wrong. But I can't help but feel that Dungy REALLY doesn't like the look that Brian Urlacher gives Peyton Manning in this old MasterCard video that MJD found.

(p.s. Is there another dork in the NFL who could pull off the "hand clap with double finger-point" more believably than Peyton? I say no.)

Nets forward Richard Jefferson forever dispelled any rumors that he might be gay by appearing at Scores last night. So we can just drop the gossip talk, okay? He's totally straight. Really. Guys! He thwearth ith true. Here's the disturbing item in its entirety: 

Donna Karan, her daughter and two female friends watching the topless Scores girls on the main stage from their ringside table as New Jersey Net Richard Jefferson sat at the main bar.

I'm sorry, but the ol' brain on Matt is having trouble comprehending this one. First, do you have any idea what Donna Karan looks like? Hint: it's not sexy. Do groups of girls really do this? "Hey Gabby, can your mom take us to Scores tonight?"

And they took a table on the main stage. While RJ was farther away at the main bar. Not that I'm insinuating that Donna Karan is a creepy old lady who likes naked ladies more than Richard Jefferson does, but… wait. No. That's exactly what I'm insinuating.

Jackson Williams is doing the Lord's work over at the FanHaus. Without any real excuse or reason, he has compiled the top ten Internet cheerleading videos of last year. I can't say I totally agree with his list — I think I'm the only one who found the USC Song Girl Assgate to be a bit of a bore, and he neglected the With Leather compilation of cheerleaders getting rocked — but he dug up some really great stuff I hadn't seen before.

For example, it's hard to top this gem of an interview from 1983. Pro wrestler Jerry Lawler, famous for his "feud" with Andy Kaufman and the staged fight on Letterman, interviewed some borderline retarded cheerleaders from Bartlett High School (note to Jackson: you fucked up the link in your post, and I searched this out myself). Also making an appearance: the '80s femme-mullet.

Oh, and bonus cheerleading scandal sanity-check after the jump. 

So, we all remember former Panthers cheerleaders Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley, yes? Well, one of the videos that the FanHaus links to claims to be footage of the fight, taken with a cellphone, that got the lesbian cheerleaders in trouble.

This is bullshit, right? No way this would have escaped the public eye for so long. Sorry, just had to run that past you sexy readers. We all deserve to be catfight experts.

UPDATE: Sleuthy commenter Michael notes, "The blonde who was arrested was wearing a black tank top in her mug shot and in the video of when she was released from jail the next morning. The brunette was apparently to druck to walk so I don't think she could have intervened in the fight." Excellent detective work, sir. Now go find Nicole Brown Simpson's real killer!

Over the coming days, you'll see more and more posts about Super Bowl-related events and whatnot as I try to figure out a haphazard itinerary while I'm in Miami. Naturally, I was slightly repulsed by the idea of Venus and Serena Williams throwing a party. Then I was un-repulsed when I realized they were going to have SI swimsuit models in the house:

Sports Illustrated will take over The Fifth in South Beach for its Club SI party presented by Cadillac on Saturday night. The party's hosted by Venus and Serena Williams; Wyclef Jean will perform. But who cares about that when there will be SI swimsuit models in attendance? They're dropping in for the world premiere of Jimmy Buffet's SI swimsuit video, Getting the Picture, which debuts in conjunction with the 2007 Swimsuit Issue.

Oh man, did it have to be on Saturday? Did they really feel it was necessary to compete with the Penthouse party? Because SI swimsuit models versus Penthouse Pets… that's two sides of the same sexy, sexy coin. How is a man supposed to choose? On one hand, the swimsuit issue represents that first realization of pubescent sexuality, tantalizing sex symbols who never quite show it all. On the other hand, you have former strippers who became nude models on their way to becoming porn stars. It's actually not an easy decision.

Of course, this is a strictly theoretical discussion. I'm going to the one party I'm invited to. Hooray, porn stars!

It's just come to light that Chargers safety Terrence Kiel got busted last month for urinating outside a club in San Diego's Gaslamp Quarter. You may remember Terrence Kiel from such run-ins with law as "I got busted by the Feds for selling cough syrup for $200 a bottle to people in Texas so they can make 'lean'." So it's good to see him scale things back to simple misdemeanors with the local police.

Some columnists/moralists will inevitably pass judgment on Kiel, saying that he's a bad example to our children for urinating in public. And they'll be half-right: he's a bad example for getting caught urinating in public. For those not familiar with the Gaslamp Quarter, it's the one part of San Diego that tries to maintain some kind of club scene that enforces rules for attire. It's a haven for the city's delightfully low douchebag population (note: I mean the East-Coast breed of gelled-hair douchebags, not the new strain of Incubus-looking beach bum douchebags the West Coast is producing).

ANYWAY, take it from me: the Gaslamp is generally ill-suited for outdoor peeing: few alleys and no quiet side streets. Your only option is a good parking garage. Really, the best places to do your public urination in San Diego — other than in the ocean when you're at the beach — are the quiet side streets of Pacific Beach and behind liquor stores near the stretch of strip clubs that extends from the Marine Depot to the airport. Ummm…. that's what I heard, anyway.

This has been a With Leather public service announcement.