This is easily the greatest thing I've seen all day (and when I say that, you know I mean business, because I have a mirrored ceiling above my bed so I can wake up to me every day)…
It appears that 7 foot 6 inch NBA star Yao Ming is dating 5 foot 2 inch actress Nia Long.
Yao Ming, who came to this country 4 years ago, is apparently a huge fan of hip hop and 1980s television shows. As the story goes, Yao first noticed Nia while watching the Fresh Prince Of Bel Aire in his native China. Since arriving in the NBA, he's repeatedly tried to get the lovely actress to go out on a date with him. And last month Nia finally said yes.
A friend of Nia's tells MediaTakeOut.com that the two have already been on a few dates and so far the sparks are flying.
It's too bad that Yao Ming has a brazillion dollars, and Nia Long isn't exactly on food stamps, either. Because I would totally pay them seven dollars to watch them have sex. I guess I'm just gonna have to go to the carnival again this year if I want to see the seven-foot-six chinaman make it with the midget. ("Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.")
Don't forget, sexy readers, that Long was linked to Reggie Bush this past summer. She must really like sports.
HT: J.E. Skeets of the NBA FanHaus.
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What’s next? D. Mat leaves his wife for Tiffani-Amber Theisan?
And no, I can’t be arsed to look up the spelling.
ever since media takeout told me clinton was dating flava flav’s leftovers i’ve been skeptical…this would be amazing if true.
Remember when Yao pissed on Jeff Bridges’ carpet and then teamed up with Chris Tucker to stop some evil terrorists? That was awesome!
Yao Ming not too beaucoup?
What we have here, little sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Beijing Blacksnake. But it ain’t too goddamned beaucoup.
and here I thought it was just “rest” during the summer that helped Yao get to MVP level!
Nia is going to be sad when she learns that despite being 7’6″, Yao is still hung like an Asian.
She’s 5’2? He’s nuts over her.
Nia’s into sports but is she into water sports?
I hope Yao’s ready for some competition….DENNY CRANE!
“…not the preferred nomenclature.” Awesome.
I would almost be willing to offer money for someone with a picture of them making out. Is she standing on a milk crate…or 7?
i would plow nia long i have beat it to her ever since she was in Friday and i got a few good years out of her fresh prince days. The episode when she ties will up in the cabin was the shit.