Meet Negs. If you think that isn't a real name, it's okay: he's British. And he's one of the British Isles' premier minds for developing new sports.
In this one, "urban sprinting," the goal is to set off a mall shop's security alarm (without stealing anything, natch), then running from the rent-a-cops. It's the sort of thing that should only be funny to high school boys and frat pranksters… and yet here I am, laughing at a fat dude running.
After clicking on this link to see the rest of the page the jump, check out Negs doing "Big Stranger Rodeo." It sounds like it might be sexy, but it's not that kind of stranger.
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I used to do the same thing with rent-a-cops on el platforms in Chicago. You carry a jumbo permanent marker (the kind used for graffiti tagging) and let them chase you. The trick is if they’re smart enough to chase you onto a train, wait til the train is between stations and then have the train stop til they can catch up to you. Then you’re fucked.