Meet Negs. If you think that isn't a real name, it's okay: he's British. And he's one of the British Isles' premier minds for developing new sports.
In this one, "urban sprinting," the goal is to set off a mall shop's security alarm (without stealing anything, natch), then running from the rent-a-cops. It's the sort of thing that should only be funny to high school boys and frat pranksters… and yet here I am, laughing at a fat dude running.