This is funny because it happened to someone at Notre Dame:
Last week, we were informed that senior wide receiver Jeff Samardzija was a consensus All-American for the second straight year. Upon further review…the NCAA has rescinded the honor.
When the organization compiled the list, it forgot to add the Sporting News second team All-American team. After adding the points for that team in, it knocked Samardzija off the squad.
Ouch. And by ouch I mean ha ha. Why do I think his new bumper sticker looks like this: TWO-TIME ALL-AMERICAN. And why is it so funny when bad things happen to Notre Dame?
Oh, that's right: it's because the Catholic church is still against all forms of birth control, including condoms. Thanks, Pope Whoever, but I'm not down with the notion that AIDS is part of God's plan. Suck it.
[And yes, the picture is for the ladies (and non-traditional male readers homos). Don't say I never gave ya nothin'.]
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I’m sure that ND fans can easily modify the equation they use to prove that they were #1 this year to show that Samardjzhkiwql is really an eight time All American. And that he finished second in the Heisman voting, which was won by Brady Quinn.
Samajmfdjjbbsdf might go to the patriots and become bRady’s go to guy (if you know what I mean).
i am still puzzled how this guy was allowed to play but jeremy bloom was not
I’m still puzzled as to how girls think this guy is hot.
289…as master of the interwebs, you should have answers not questions
Yes Matt, thank you so much for the picture of the pasty, pancaked chested horse face from Notre Dame. Let’s stick to pictures of Brady and Becks for the ladies, ok??
“And yes, the picture is for the ladies (and non-traditional male readers).” –
Don’t ever channel Gregg Easterbrook again. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Matt Millen just spontaneously spooged himself.
the one good thing remaining about the Catholic Church. Catholic schoolgirl outfits.
I understand the ebay not girls. I just get bored with those after a night or two.
I don’t think this guy can play for the Patriots – you have to go to the University of Florida for that privilege.
besides, he already plays minor league ball for the Cubs – Belichick wouldn’t take on a curse like that.
replace his face with mr eds and no one would know the difference he and shannon sharp should both be put out to pasture and replaced with equines
The best part about this is that I did’t notice how you spelled his name until I clicked to read the comments. and also screw the irish
Matt, you couldn’t be gayer if you posted a picture of you sucking cock…stick with pics of the ladies
Samarzsazsa is more of a honky than I suspected.
And even as a twentysomething woman, I really didn’t need to know that.
But Grungedave? Yeah, you’re right. The New England Chapter of the Gator Nation Boosters Club would reject him on principle.
Somehow I expected more definition from a two sport star athlete. Between the horse face and the sorta-muscular physique, he’s definitely not cougar worthy.
A sex panther he is not…hmmm. Then again, I don’t find Dreamboat so attractive either.
This reminds me of that one episode of The X-Files where they showed David Duchovny with his shirt off. I never felt the same way about Agent Mulder again, dammit. “Pasty” doesn’t even begin to describe it, or this. Also, that hair “style” of his? Not working. (And I say this as a Notre Dame fan.)