Ah, college hockey. It happens in northern states, where it's actually en vogue to care about hockey. Thousands of passionate fans in the stands, long-standing rivalries that actually matter, and Minnesota goalie Jeff Frazee is ready to play!
Ooh. Might be time to transfer. Actually, that's kind of a lengthy process. He might need something more immediate, like smashing a hole in the ice and drowning himself in the icy water.
What the fuck do you mean they don't play on a frozen lake? Man, hockey sucks.
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Hockey sucks? Please. Another stupid, ignorant American comment!
Read it in context, Tony. Fuck you if you can’t take a joke.
Fucking Canadia.
Matt, forgive the sensitive Canadian man. It’s probably -30 out there and the women are all bundled up in Bear fur. On the plus side their beer is pretty good. Yeah, and fuck him.
Yeah, read it in context. Hockey doesn’t suck, Gopher hockey fucking sucks. Fuck the maroon and mustard.
On Wisconsin!
Let’s see
“Man, hockey sucks.” I don’t know how to read it any other way.
Now, if he said “Man, Golden Gophers hockey sucks” or “Jeff Frazee sucks” then you can say to me read it in context. But a comment like “Man, hockey sucks” is a comment on the entire game itself.
With a little work Frazee could probably play shortstop for the Devil Rays.
Actually American hockey does suck.
I’m saying that hockey sucks because it’s not played on a frozen lake. Much like, oh, 99.99% of all material on this blog, it’s not serious. Jokes are funnier when you explain them!
And let me reiterate WL policy: people who are too insecure about their favorite sports/athletes to not be able to turn the other cheek are not welcome here. I’ve got a short fuse and it’s easier for me to ban people who insist on taking things seriously than it is to care for your delicate fucking Canadian feelings.
To steal a line from Triumph “Does your universal healthcare cover personality implants?”
And before you say it, Yes that was another stupid, ignorant American comment. Cue the Lee Greenwood.