ESPN NEEDS TO HIRE COLBERT YESTERDAY
01.19.07No words. Should have sent a poet.
(Videos mean Daddy's hung over! …What's that you say? There are lots of videos every day? Well, there you are.)
p.s. Thanks for this goes to Zak, who's so cool he doesn't need a "c" in his name.
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Is there a man alive who DOESN’T have a massive, severe gay crush on Tom Brady?
“Damn he’s handsome! Focus!!” the same words uttered by the doctor who delivered me exactly sexy years ago today. It’s nice to hear them again (today).
Colin Cowherd, after stealing other people’s work off the internet and not giving credit (typical MO), was having a Peyton/Brady – who would you pick? debate today. I so bad wanted to call in and slather all over Brady. Not surprisingly Cowherd didn’t get Bradyfan83′s ode, believing it was serious.
That sounds a whole lot like how Peyton Manning would trash talk the Patriots. Only, his veriosn would go something like, “Yeah, Tom Brady is totally handsome, but can he caress me as gently as Kenny Chesney?” BURN!!!
How dare Lynn Swann slam Sexy Rexy! He might get sperminated by accident just for having a girl’s name.
Lynn Swann was cannonized back when Rexy was at Florida
Man! Tom Brady? Steven Colbert? I can’t decide who I want to break my be-hymen (that’s right, ladies, you’re looking at a man with a solid history of heterosexuality right here (thus far))! It’s like the classic battle of brains vs. beauty. Maybe Colbert can just stand off to the side ripping on W. while I tongue Dreamboat’s chin dimple.
Brains vs. Beauty? How does Peyton qualify for either? Deputy Dawg matriculated at the other UT and Hunkalicious Tommy Boy went to Mensagan.
If Rextasy wants to cannonize lynn he better get ed rendell’s permission…that’s his bitch.
Too good for words.
DA BEARS!!!!!