This is a little bit of a blast from the past, but it's too good not to share. This is former Orioles manager Earl Weaver blowing up at an umpire, getting ejected, then coming back for more. Then leaving. Then coming back for more. And so on. Basically, it's what arguments would look like if five-year-olds knew how to swear.
There's too much goodness in this to set it up properly, so just sit back and enjoy. And if you work in an office, now is a good time for headphones.
You're here for one goddam specific reason: to fuck up!
Whoa… Dad?
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Did anyone else notice the “BOOM” the ump threw in as he was tossing Good Ol’ Earl
I love the line: “You’re gonna be in the hall of fame for fucking up World Series?”
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, BOOM!” That ejection ranks right up there with “Boom goes the dynamite.”
The most amazing thing to me about this is that this occurred in the top of the first inning! (note the scoreboard in the background). Was Earl already PO’d or did he just go from zero to crazyfuckingloony in a few minutes?
The umpire is Bill Haller. He umpired in the AL for 20 years. He lives in my hometown in central IL. If you think that video is hilarious, you should hear him tell all of the other Earl Weaver stories. He hates Earl Weaver with a passion.
Why in fuck’s sake did baseball uniforms ever include stirrups? Did they add anything aesthetically or functionally?
The Ump’s crowhop before the toss solidifies it as the best ejection in history