As The Big Lead noted earlier, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have finally deigned to be photographed together. Are you ready? Because I'm going to do it. Okay, here goes… [deep breath]…

Omahgah TOM and GISELE!1!! OMG OMG OMG!!! So dreamy and nice scarf and that chin! And I COVET her bag and how it matches her boots!!1! They're TOTALLLY going to last 4ever!

Sorry, but that had to be done. I have now purged the gay from my mind, and have been cleared to fly to Miami for boob-ogling.

Oh, and TMZ.com has the video of a surly Dreamboat leaving Gisele's apartment that I did a post on the other day. Every time I see those I get depressed, because it actually makes me hate the paparazzi and feel sorry for rich people. Which is bullshit. We all know the paparazzi are doing the Lord's work.

Okay, one last note here, and then I'll leave the Dreamboat story alone and focus on my upcoming all-access weekend in Miami. The Big Lead said of the picture:

Are scarves cool again? Didn’t know that.

To which I say: Motherfuckers, it is COLD here in New York. Dreamboat's a badass for not having it wrapped around his neck like a belt in the bedroom. But now I've said too much.