01.31.07 DREAMBOAT AND GISELE: OFFICIAL
As The Big Lead noted earlier, Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have finally deigned to be photographed together. Are you ready? Because I'm going to do it. Okay, here goes… [deep breath]…
Omahgah TOM and GISELE!1!! OMG OMG OMG!!! So dreamy and nice scarf and that chin! And I COVET her bag and how it matches her boots!!1! They're TOTALLLY going to last 4ever!
Sorry, but that had to be done. I have now purged the gay from my mind, and have been cleared to fly to Miami for boob-ogling.
Oh, and TMZ.com has the video of a surly Dreamboat leaving Gisele's apartment that I did a post on the other day. Every time I see those I get depressed, because it actually makes me hate the paparazzi and feel sorry for rich people. Which is bullshit. We all know the paparazzi are doing the Lord's work.
Okay, one last note here, and then I'll leave the Dreamboat story alone and focus on my upcoming all-access weekend in Miami. The Big Lead said of the picture:
Are scarves cool again? Didn’t know that.
To which I say: Motherfuckers, it is COLD here in New York. Dreamboat's a badass for not having it wrapped around his neck like a belt in the bedroom. But now I've said too much.
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DREAMBOAT AND GISELE: OFFICIAL
Funny thing, wearing torn jeans, a hoodie, runners and a scarf hasn’t gotten me a super model yet.
It’s nice to see Dreamboat finally matched with a world class receiver.
You requested photos of Adam Vinatieri’s cock and then confessed your lust for Gisele’s bag and boots and expect us to believe that you’ve purged the gay?
Finally, Gisom is a reality. What?
Oh, and is there a way to change my commenter name?
-TattooedMess(iah)
TattooedMess(iah), you’re being a nuisance all over the blogs today!
Yes; Yes. Fuck, I mean Yes, No. Shit.
to be clear: Dreamboat is SMART for wearing a scarf. He’s a BADASS because he gets to have intercourse with Giselle. (And hear stories about how LEO used to do it to her! RAWWWR! I mean, uh… hey, look at the time. Gotta go.)
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