01.31.07 CHEERLEADERS + BEACH = JOURNALISM!
Since I may very well not be going to the big game while I'm in Miami this weekend, I need to find other things to keep myself entertained besides getting drunk. Getting drunk, while fun, isn't exactly the hard-hitting news you've come to expect from With Leather. That's why I'll be at Hollywood Beach on Saturday:
Six members of the elite Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleading squad are heading down to Hollywood Beach, Florida, for "Beauties on the Beach" - an NFL-sponsored cheerleader challenge taking place Saturday, February 3, at 2 p.m. … The Eagles cheerleaders… will compete against cheerleaders from the Houston Texans, Washington Redskins, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and Jacksonville Jaguars in the two-hour challenge. The event, hosted by the Super Bowl XLI host committee, will feature beach volleyball, flag football, kayaking, tug of war and a dance competition.
I'm sorry, what? What the hell is the Super Bowl committee thinking? Flag football? Fucking kayaking? Do I have to teach the NFL classes on sexiness? Pudding wrestling — now that's what they'd be doing if I were in charge of this shit.
But don't worry, I'll be there. The dance competition should be enough. And my digital camera has a great zoom feature.
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CHEERLEADERS + BEACH = JOURNALISM!
“The cheerleaders will also be appearing at several VIP events throughout Super Bowl weekend, including a swimsuit fashion show in South Beach with Cheerleader Tara to be aired on CBS, Friday, February 2.”
TV to stroke too.
CHEERLEADERS + BEACH = JOURNALISM!
You damn right it does!
And if you can get them skeet shooting with automatic weapons its AMERICAN JOURNALISM!!!
Ooooo Rah!
You are seriously setting the bar high for this weekend. When I check in on Monday, I am expecting hot, drunk, barely clad women (with links to NSFW pics) for each and every post.
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