Bengal Number Nine got arrested, and Carson Palmer is sick of this bullshit.

“If it doesn’t stop, we’re not going to have any fans left and I don’t blame them. It’s ridiculous… We can’t get through a month without getting a guy arrested. It happens on another team and they’re shocked and surprised to hear about it. With us, you hear about it and it doesn’t surprise you and you just shake your head and say, ‘Another one.’ ”

How is Palmer supposed to understand? Not only is he white, but he went to USC. The University of Spoiled Children, I believe it's called. That's where you can do all the designer drugs you want and the cops won't fuck with you because somebody's Daddy will END YOU if you try to arrest them.

I, for one, am growing a little weary of this nickel-and-dime misdemeanor crap. What's a guy gotta do to get a vehicular manslaughter around here?

…well, yeah: "Kill someone with a car" is the correct answer. But I was being rhetorical.