The Internet can be a pretty small place sometimes. Just a few days ago, Kissing Suzy Kolber wrote a post that featured Bears fan Sarah Spain, who had written an updated version of the Super Bowl Shuffle (ten verses strong).
And now, as sexily-named tipster Matthew points out, Sarah has turned to eBay to try to get to the Super Bowl:
I am a fun, funny, smart girl looking for a date to the Super Bowl. I'm a HUGE Chicago Bears fan who grew up in Lake Forest, right where the Bears practice! I've already got my flights to Miami, I just need a ticket to the game!!!!! You won't find a more fun date for the game anywhere!! I LOVE football, LOVE the Bears, can drink with the best of them, and let's be honest, I'm darn cute. So come on, bring someone to the game who will REALLY appreciate it!
The current bid is $710 [UPDATE: $1625 and counting. Wow]. That's right: Somebody has spent the thousands of dollars to get not one but TWO tickets to the Super Bowl, and that lucky fella is going to PAY SARAH hundreds thousands of dollars to go with him. The capitalism going on here is mind-boggling. Oh, one clarification that Sarah made after posting her "item":
I am NOT an escort. This is a good ol' fashioned date. I will however buck tradition and, as the lady, spring for the beer and food.
Well, with an extra $700, that shouldn't be too hard. And of course she's not an escort. Not for $700. Look at her. She's worth two grand a night or more. And Sarah, I mean that in the nicest way. (Call me!)
UPDATE: Well, this has been fun. In the span of about an hour or two it's gone from $700 to $5.5 million. Somehow I think these may not be genuine bids.
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plowed
Yes but can she bowl with her eyes closed?
Over/under on the Spain Train’s last stop: $4,750.
Has Rex N Effect seen this picture? The Sex Cannon will certainly give her a ticket. And by ticket I mean all access pass. And by all access pass I mean STD.
She kinda looks like Rex Grossman a bit…but hot.
Hey, who says Rextasy isn’t the bidder?
She could also sell some ad space on that forehead of hers.
There’s a foreheard attached to those flotation devices?
Current bid is already over $5k.
I can just see the group of guys pooling their money together to make a winning bid. “Ok Ok Ok Ok. We share her. Nice and even-like.” It’s a strategy that has outlived every single one of my mail order brides, by the way. Well, technically, I guess I should say OUR mail order brides. I have said too much.
$6,250 and counting with 6 days left before the auction closes. i’d say she’s entering Heidi Fleiss territory. but hey, who am i to say how Rex should spend his money.
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Over 15k now. She’s hot, but only about 2k hot.
100k now. $20 bucks says Ebay yanks it within an hour.
$1 million. This is not even funny.
Nice cans.
Umm…is it at 1 mil?
This is fucked up, no way does this go through.
Why pay her when either of the skanks with her in the KSK picture will pay you?
It’s up to 50 mill, by the way.
haha 90 mil.
and i think it just maxed out.
She better fuck for that kind of money.
I smell negative feedback.
I got negative feedback for you, Ted Valentine: why do you hate Maryland so much, you fat zebra fuck?
Oops. Sorry, that was my off-topic out-loud voice. My bad, dood.
Umm, yeah… Matt, I’m going to have to ask for a raise if you’re putting down that much cash for a date.
Cornell University-Endowed Colleges
Yes, yes, you definitely did attend Endowed Colleges. Why did I turn down that scholarship to Cornell!?!?!
you motor boating son of a bitch
289, thanks for noting Endowed Colleges. I thought my imagination was thinking up double entendres.
Why does her shirt say E-A-R? Oh, it’s just an optical illusion…caused by breasteses.
with that money she could buy a commercial during the game.
//She better fuck for that kind of money.//
I think we’re in anal territory now.
By the way, by my estimation, for the cost of one date that may or may not involve what the classy massage folks refer to as “release” (and what the less classy ones call a “happy ending”), you can move to Utah, set up shop, and then buy / import 47 wives from Thailand and Easter Europe. So, you know, when buying ass, try not to be an impulse shopper.