Well, that took for-freakin'-ever. Barbaro got euthanized today. I guess it's too bad, valiant fight, et cetera, et cetera… but for God's sake, he took longer to die than the one-armed vampire that Paul Reubens played in the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Anyway, Barbaro wasn't nearly sexy enough to be a With Leather star, but on the off chance you don't have that magical Deadspin comment invite and can't join the fun going on over there, you can share your thoughts in my non-exclusive comments. Glue jokes discouraged; gelatin jokes preferred.