Inspired by video of this pantsless dumbass running a gauntlet of paintball fire, I took it upon myself to search for something equally highbrow and paintball-related on YouTube.
My search lasted approximately 9 seconds.
A future captain of industry, that one. Didn't Andrew Carnegie get his start in paintball?


Perhaps you’re thinking of Thornton Mellon
This reminds me of a hentai porno I once saw.
What an ugly kid