The people at NBX are some sick, sick puppies. Twisted, demented, hellbound souls. I watched this video and my core body temperature dropped three degrees. I'm presently wrapped in several blankets, twitching and haphazardly tapping at my keyboard in between dry heaves.

Why?

Well, have you ever imagined if the cooters of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan discussed the merits of NFL quarterbacks? Me neither… until now. (This video is technically safe for for work, but scarring nonetheless.)

Hey, I'm actually getting kind of hungry. Who's up for some tuna hot pockets? 

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