12.16.06 WEEKEND PICKS, 12/15/06

What to watch for in this weekend's biggest match-ups. Home team in ALL CAPS.

Cowboys over FALCONS — Although I'd love to see Ron Mexico take it to Saint Antonio, just to further muddle the NFC East picture. 

With Leather over KISSING SUZY KOLBER — Well, maybe next year. 

COACHING ALABAMA over Being Tank Johnson's Bodyguard — When the media kills you, it doesn't actually, you know, kill you. 

TITANS over Jaguars — The Jags have been mailing in road games. The Titans have Vince Young. This game goes to Tennessee unless Rashean Mathis gets a couple INTs. Of course, I can't pick a game to save my life, so take that for what it's worth.

LAKERS over Wizards — You can make a living betting for the Wizards at home and betting against them on the road.

Tending Bar in Austalia over LAW SCHOOL — Also known as the Miller Genuine Draft "Delaying the Real World After College" Bowl.

GIVING IN AND CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS over Chinese Food and Going to the Movies — It's okay, Jewish people. Go ahead and get a tree. Presents on Christmas morning are totally worth it.

Thanks for another sexy sports week, everybody. Come back on Monday and let's be hung over together. Or still drunk. Preferably drunk.