Hi, everybody. For those of you expecting the Power Rankings and Weekend Picks, I'll be back with those tonight or tomorrow, depending on how much help the volunteer fire department needs. Will Scarlett loosen her stranaglehold on the #1 spot? I dunno, you gotta come back later.

In the meantime, I've figured out some more of my administrative capabilities, so if you want to change your commenting name — say, you want to trade in "Mike" for "A Prayer for Natrone Means" — just send me an email from the account you registered with, and I can take care of that.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have push-ups to do, and these adorable abandoned puppies aren't going to find caring owners by themselves.