With Leather is a little late in celebrating the Festival of Lights this year, but it would be a crime not to share this report of NBA players sending holiday wishes to their Jewish fans during Hanukkah. The level of awkwardness approaches "6th grade dance"… or that time I called my hooker "mom."
Enjoy these holiday wishes from Shaq, Kobe, and "Cube" Gooding Jr. And be sure to blow out those candles, Jews.

Nothing will ever be as awkward as the time I called my mom “hooker”.
Jennero Pargo has fans?
Dorell might not know any Hannukah songs but his orthodontist probably does.
“Keep ‘em torched” is my new favorite line of all time.
I feel you, Jack, but I’m partial to “Stay up” as advice for Israel. Why didn’t they ask, “It’s Hanukah–any message for David Stern?”
Jews? In Hollywood? No!
Man, I thought you blew em out too, how else would Hanukkah Harry know what you wished for?