Well, look who's whoring himself around again. This is renowned bastard Derek Jeter with Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima at a recent taping of "Fox & Friends." Adriana was there with fellow VS Angel Selita Ebanks to read the weather, and Jeter was there to crane his neck around like an ass and drool on the models.

You can watch video of it here (scroll down to "Famous Faces"). Selita has some problems with the Midwest — but then, who doesn't? — and Adriana, from what I can tell, is very nearly a deaf-mute… which makes me love her all the more.

As for Jeter, he stares like a slack-jawed yokel and runs some game smoother than 30-grit sandpaper… even though he's banging Jessica Biel all over the place. Man, I used to admire Derek Jeter; now I just want him to die in a plane crash lose his legs and all his money in a freak thresher accident/banking scandal.

Nice jacket, dick. You borrow that from Craig Sager?