First 8-year-olds getting jacked up, now this. It must be youth sports video day around here. Via We Are the Postmen, this is a lowlight reel of kids sucking at basketball. This might make the pointy heads at FreeDarko, who praise the the NBA as a League of Style, depressed for the rest of the week.
And, because I'm contractually obligated to make this joke: Isiah Thomas just offered one of those kids an 8-year, $90 million contract.
TAGS: YOUTH SPORTS
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While I don’t think #’s 22 and 41 play in the right sport (think LT/RT), I’m just wondering why they haven’t tried to woo AI?
Jeez, those kids aren’t young enough to suck that bad. Why doesn’t green-shorts coach teach some fundamentals..like dribbling…or passing?
#42 in blue is built like a brick shithouse, or Eddy Curry.
Were all those clips from the same game??
I liked the horsecollar takedown from the elbow. That was poetic.
Getting all Simmons on us are we Matt?
First basketball game I’ve ever seen where I thought the players should be issued helmets.
Are they playing basketball or dodgeball? Paris Hilton should give them a free clinic on how to catch balls to the face
Knicks vs Celtics?
And I love how the ref calls a foul when the kid takes a chest pass to the face.