This is going to sound crazy, but I don't read Cosmo, and I pay only slightly more attention to the MLS. However, some digging around on the D.C. Sports Bog showed me that Bobby Boswell, MLS's defender of the year, has entered the magazine's creepily titled "Man Hunt" to become Cosmo's Bachelor of the Year. And lo, he's already been selected to the final 50, having been chosen as Virginia's representative.

How did he do it? Well, this humorous video certainly had a hand in it (though I couldn't help but notice that Bobby doesn't mention getting his ass kicked by a girl on Nickelodeon's "GUTS").

NOTE: Your WL editor did not enter the competition; it would have been unfair to everyone else.