J.E. Skeets of The Basketball Jones unearthed this phallic piece of crap. I don't know what else to say. How did this happen? "Hey man, check out the sweet new leather recliner I got. It has a massage function." "Are you kidding? That comfortable piece of shit isn't sporty at all." "Oh yeah? What do you have?" "Three basketballs in the form of a penis."

For the record, here's a picture of a guy sitting on a cock in the chair.