Sadly ignored in today's Suck-Off was the volleyball game played at Gillette Stadium yesterday. It's not every day a team fumbles twice on one play. But you know what? When you've got Dreamboat running the show, you can turn the ball over five times and still win.

And that's why I'm bringing you a special tribute video. Devoted fans of With Leather may remember not-at-all gay YouTube tributes to Randy Moss and (more recently) Emmitt Smith. But nothing — absolutely nothing on the planet — uses more gay double entendres in the span of a four-minute Kenny Rogers spoof than what you're about to see.