Tiger Woods has started a company to design golf coursezzzzzzZZZZZZ — *Wha?* I dunno, something about Tiger Woods and more exposure. I guess he's going to make golf courses now.

"I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses," Woods said. "I'd like to share my experience and the lessons I've learned and hopefully create some amazing, fun courses.

"There are golfers everywhere that may never get a chance to play a links course in Scotland, a tree-lined course in America or the sand belts of Australia," he said. "Hopefully, I can bring some of those elements into their backyards."

Oh, thank you, Tiger Woods. You are such a beneficent, magnanimous sporting god for delivering more golf courses to this golf course-starved world in our time of golfing need.

Hey look, Tiger's wife! I knew there was a reason I made this a post.