The big to-watch event in sports tonight is No. 3 West Virginia at No. 5 Louisville (7:30, ESPN), as hard-to-tackle Pat White and Steve Slaton visit Kentucky in a battle of unbeatens that signifies the rebirth of the much-maligned Big East.

I have to admit, I'll be pulling for the Cardinals, as I prefer Maker's Mark to burning couches — but just barely. Plus I used to live at Fort Knox, which is close to Louisville but located in a dry county. So there are some pretty bittersweet memories there.

However, if the game turns into a blowout, don't overlook tonight's episode of "Ugly Betty." I saw on "eXtra" last night that Salma Hayek is going to guest-star, and she takes her shirt off in the elevator. Giggety-pow! That ten seconds of hot Latina spilling out of a bra will be just as good as any three hours of college football.