At the request of others, I created a MySpace page. It is exceedingly lame. But there are lots of other hip young people — not to mention idiotic teens and trashy sluts — who have really great MySpace pages.

And you can add the Orlando Magic to the list of trashy sluts hip young people. As the Orlando Sentinel's Jerry Greene notes, the Magic launched myspace.com/orlandomagic in an attempt to lure more "Dwight-agers" to Magic games.

"We want to show them that the Magic are cool," said Matt Gardner, the team's Internet Marketing Specialist.

Right. "Cool." Maybe they should have thought of that before they drafted J.J. Redick.