Via College Humor, I found this video of members of the proud 49ers dynasty proudly sucking at rapping. How come you remember the '86 Bears' Super Bowl Shuffle, but not this? Because this sucks balls, my friends. It sucks them hard and long.
(…although that Cosby sweater on Jerry Rice is less embarrassing than his #80 Seahawks jersey.)
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Jerry Rice will forever be labeled a douchebag in my memory for having the audacity to call up Steve Largent and ask for his retired number.
And for the dreadlocks.
Roger Craig just wrecked a perfectly good shirt. Fuck.
Outrageous! Not even a shout out to Tom Rathman.