In a recent study, Dwyane Wade was found to be more likable than Alex Rodriguez. I know, I know: you weren't prepared for such startling news on a Monday, but I'm compelled to report the facts. Have you climbed back into your seat yet? Okay, here are the details:

65% said of D-Wade they either liked him or liked him a lot, while only 3% said they disliked him. A-Rod's numbers were less favorable: 35% either liked him or liked him a lot while 25% disliked him. Concurrently, just 2% of those surveyed said Wade was "overexposed" while 23% pinned that tag on A-Rod.

The poll was reported by Brand Week and conducted by the Scientific Institute of No Fucking Shit Dumbass.