PAT BURKE IS THE NEW PAUL SHIRLEY
11.27.06Just as one-time Phoenix Sun Paul Shirley once impressed the Internet with his blogging skills, present Phoenix Sun benchwarmer Pat Burke is owning YouTube. These are the best YouTube videos I've seen all day… which is saying a lot, because it's pretty much all I've done since I woke up at 8:30. Except for that nap I took from 11:15-noon. My job is exhausting.
Source: TrueHoop via Mr. Irrelevant

Lorne Michaels, eat your heart out. Oh wait, he already ate it out 26 years ago.
Everyone knows I do all the hard work around here.
I can only hope that he also makes a commercial for bikini wax and the Phoenix dancer gals get involved. Of course it would probably just end up being his smiling face superimposed between two succulent legs.
Paul Shirley totally had my vote until that f*ckin’ J.C.M. song started playing and my ears bled.
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