11.30.06 PARKER AND LONGORIA: EVERLASTING LOVE
As The Big Lead noticed today, Tony Parker got engaged to Eva Longoria. Longoria, 31, has previously commented on how sexually inexperienced Parker was before they started dating, and when she rose to national fame due to Desperate Housewives' success, her interviews almost always included how vital her vibrators were to her daily masturbation.
In other words, she might just be dumb and horny enough to make this work. For as many as four years.
p.s. Way to be the hot one on Desperate Housewives, Eva. That's why I entered sports media. I look great when I stand between John Clayton and Tony Siragusa!
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PARKER AND LONGORIA: EVERLASTING LOVE
I can’t bear to look at that picture. I once slept with a girl who looked like Eva. Once.
Does this fill the quota for all things “France/French” related today, Matt?
Rob, immediately call her and tell her you have herpes. Emotional damage, even if only temporary, is the only way to cure the regret you have for letting a hottie slip through your fingers. That, or the infamous “portuguese breakfast” but I’ll leave that up to you.
Well, get out the celebrity marriage stopwatch again cause this marriage isn’t going to last very long.
what is it that you kids say again? rumphed? yes, that booty needs a good rumphing.
In the animal kingdom they call it presentin’
any day now I expect tony to reveal he is following the same steps as Kirilenko’s wife….cuz there is know way on earth this attention craving whore is gonna be with one man and by the wedding announcement, he has resined to this fact….oh well, what can you expect from a frenchman
i guess tony parker’s brain isn’t up to par with his basketball skills. he had already banged her numerous times. what does he get out of this marriage? i hope he has plans for a very good prenup. maybe he should give laura wasser a call just to make sure that whore doesn’t milk him dry when they file for divorce.
There are some more great pics of her at http://www.evalongoria.net
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