This is Steve Czaban asking Mark Brunell about the prospect of the Redskins starting Jason Campbell.
"Hey Matt, you're not very good at your job and your website sucks. Should you be replaced?"
"Great question, Steve. The answer is absolutely, yes. I've been looking for more reasons to kill myself."


*lips moving*—Look! Godzilla!—*lips moving*
Best name for a fantasy football team: Terry Bradshaw’s Depression. 2nd Best: Mark Brunell’s Suicide
sorry doom, i have the best fantasy team name ever. i’m in a league with a guy nobody can stand, he’s so obviously heading for ultimate destruction that we actually joke about it. The team name is Brad [last name redacted] 1982-2008
My new favorite fantasy team name: Dhani Jones’ Voicemail….did anyone hear that shit?
that wasnt even my team name- my roommate actually made that one up and never used it- and now that i think about it- actually do have the best team name ever- especially according to the sports guy’s rules: #1: make it as offensive as possible. thanks to the movie the aristocrats i went with illSHITinUrGrlsVag. also, according to the urban dictionary, known as, the space dock. it was great at draft night when everyone was like oh yeah ummm ill shit in your girls vag is on the clock
Czaban is just passive aggressive because Brunell has a full head of hair.