11.30.06 JOEY HARRINGTON INSPIRES CHILDREN

This (last item) is why I created the "Unsurpirising Stories" tag:

Though the Lions poked fun at his piano-playing last week, Joey Harrington said more parents actually have told him their children play piano because of him than play quarterback because of him.

Uhhhh… ya think? How many parents have told him that? One? That's probably all it would take.

Joey Harrington, inspiring children to play quarterback. That's rich. That's like if Joey grew up idolizing Steve DeBerg. Because he was so inspiring for one season during his six-team, 16-year career.

Jon Kitna, now there's a guy who can inspire you to play quarterback. He's got a haircut you can set your watch to.

BY: Matt | TAGS: GIVE US INTERNET MONEY, MIAMI DOLPHINS, NFL, UNSURPRISING STORIES

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JOEY HARRINGTON INSPIRES CHILDREN

November 30th, 2006 at 2:13 pm

Anonymous says:

Let’s see..

T.O. - suicide
Belicheck - Root Canal
Scarlett - Unspeakable acts

Aaarghh brain lock, brain lock….all the blood has rushed away from my head

November 30th, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Steve DeBerg for Vendetta says:

steve deberg is still bleeding

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