Readers may have noticed that I didn't make any mention of Emmitt Smith's victory in the reality crap-fest "Dancing with the Stars" last week or whenever it was. This is probably because I wore myself out mocking Jerry Rice when he was on the show.

However, there's one person out there who has captured my feelings in the majesty of song. And when you're going to capture my feelings in song, pretty much the only way to do it is with a Garth Brooks tune.

(Power Rankings will be posted sometime tonight. Sorry, I'm sleepy.)