Okay, first of all: I deserve a medal for writing posts on T.J. Houshmandzadeh at all. I respect other cultures and all, but that last name is a pain in the ass.

Now, onto business: a Cincinnati sports radio commentator got fired for saying that Houshmandzadeh was a racist, one day after the receiver skipped a scheduled, paid appearance on the radio show. According to Andy Furman, the firee, Houshmandzadeh called him "a punk-ass white boy."

Not so, says Houshmandzadeh:

"I told him, 'Andy Furman, you can fuck yourself.' That's the bottom line."

Oh. I see. Well, that's so much better.

Who's the asshole here? Hard to tell. T.J. skipped out on a paid appearance, which probably sucked for Furman, who most likely had to scramble for material at the last second. On the other hand, Furman works in sports talk radio, so he can eat a bag of dick. Sports radio is twice as useless as a male sideline reporter.