You've seen this Madden '07 commercial, right? The hilarious one where Dallas Clark gets brutalized by the Eagles?

Well, as Mr. Irrelevant noticed, Clark is not happy with the commercial… even though he's never seen it.

I'm upset about it. It makes me look like a punk… Everyone is talking about my face and my grunting and the noises I make… It sounds like I'm dying.

And people have criticized the Colts for not being mentally tough enough to get through the playoffs. I hope that this puts that argument to rest once and for all.

In other news, Clark has been crusading against the gorilla stereotyes perpetuated in Donkey Kong.