After looking kinda crappy but still winning for the last couple weeks, USC finally succumbed at Oregon State on Saturday by a score of 33-31.
Who's ready for a sexual innuendo-off? Ready… go!
Yes, the Beavers really swallowed those Trojans. The Trojans, ironically, had some protection issues. The Beavers really suffocated the Trojans until late in the game: with the Trojans down 33-10 in the third, the Beavers looked like a sure thing, but any celebration was premature until John David Booty couldn't hook up for a two-point play at the end. And if a man named Booty on the Trojans can't fuck the Beavers… well, what kind of world do we live in? Cock. Balls.
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Earmuffs!
Arrant puerility is the tits.
I always thought if the Beavers played the OTHER USC the play calling would be more entertaining.
“The Cocks have been trying to score on the Beavers all day, but the Beavers will have none of it. Even when inside the Beavers red zone the Cocks just can’t seem to get the job done.”
Don’t lie…you giggled like a little girl while writing this, didn’t you?
I was always hoping someone would interview the former Offensive Coordinator as USC about playing Oregon State. Then, the headline could have read “Chow on The Beavers”. Tee hee.
…but in the 4th quarter the Trojans finally broke out of their shell and really pounded the Beavers with repeated drives. Alas the Trojans did not have enough time before the Beavers were alerted to the development and the Trojans were forced to leave the warm embrace of the stadium tired, unfufilled and in a weird way beaten.