Miami blogger and all-around malcontent White Dade — last seen clashing with, then later befriending, the father of FSU Cowgirl-cum-SI columnist Jenn Sterger — had a run-in with Shaquille O'Neal while lifting weights, and it turns out that Shaq is That Guy at the gym:

At the end of each set, instead of placing the weights down like a normal person would, Shaq not only slammed them but did so with such force that they bounced up and knocked other weights off the rack. Essentially unracking every dumbbell in the place. Not cool, I thought. So, as I was between sets two benches down, I looked over at Shaq and his trainer like “Are you going to put those back?” …And while I am generally a big fan of Shaquille’s, I think he could make a better role model to America's youth by showing them that is important to be courteous to others. As in RERACKING YOUR FUCKING WIEGHTS [sic].

All in all, it's not as bad as, say, drawing a gun on you and interrogating your children, but still: c'mon, Shaq. Just put the weights back. Or hire someone to put them back for you. That's what I'd do if I were a gazillionaire and the star of box office gold like Kazaam and Steel and I'd recorded with rap legends Fu Schnickens. I'd probably even hire people to lift weights for me. And shoot my free throws.