Like any red-blooded American male, I love cheerleaders. It's not crazy or creepy — I don't force girlfriends to put on cheerleading outfits or anything (although now that I think about it…) — it's merely a basic function of the straight male mind. So, when you laugh at this video of cheerleaders getting fucking rocked — and you WILL laugh — please remember that they're real people, and in most cases young and sexy. And sexy people getting hurt is our nation's greatest tragedy.