The result of Matt Leinart's post-Paris Hilton post-break-up sex with ex-girlfriend Brynn Cameron is a healthy baby boy. Leinart missed practice in Arizona yesterday to attend the birth of his first child, named Cole, on Tuesday night. He didn't miss much at practice, as Denny Green was employing The Music Man theory of coaching, where he had all the players sit quietly for several hours imagining how they were going to lose at Green Bay on Sunday. Hey, it worked in the movie.
No word yet on Cole's middle name, but I imagine it's something along the lines of "Ka-Ching!"… Cole Ka-Ching! Cameron. It's got a nice flow to it. And I like the exclamation point. I kinda wish I had one in my name. "Matthew Danger Ufford" is just a little too WASP-y and unimaginative, y'know?
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What a lucky shit Leinart is…not only did he bang one of the chicks from Laguna beach, but he finds the one attractive, non-lesbian, white college basketball player in the country to make sweet love to…
Actually, she WAS a lesbian until Matt Leinart set his dreamy gaze on her.
Matt Leinart’s dreamy gaze kills cancer.
yeah she must have a thing for cross-eyed cave men (i gues i shouldnt be talking)…i dont want to be negative, i am happy for their many successes.
They should just begin plans now to mate Cole with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, thus creating a new race of athletic dreamboat babies. I already want to kick this kid in the shins.
rachel, the irony potential in this and the shiloh situation is approaching all time highs: move over rain on your wedding day and free rides after you’ve already paid.
Apparantly it is the year of the baastard baby.
Doom, Captain Caveman might take umbrage with you placing Leinart among his people…
ha…not only did i have to go http://www.dictionary.com for umbrage, it took me about a full minute to get your joke Eric. i was thinking is Captain Caveman very ironic? i dont think he is a captain of irony as well? but alas, captain and cross eyed cavemen are very different breeds. kinda like cats in clothes and cats not in clothes. i was going to make a come back like well you sir are a bendayho but after that im at a loss. unless you were born this year and then, rachel says, you are a bastard baby.
The only question now is will Leinhart buy the cow.
the eightball says: outlook not good
This post is infinitely more interesting since I know your middle name. Also, you might want to watch the digs on the South. Apart from maybe Michigan, they have the most guns. Oh, who am I kidding? Southerners can’t read, and “the net” is that thing you use to trawl for shrimp.