10.31.06 CURTIS MARTIN: I’M NOT DEAD YET

The Jets are dismissing a Star-Ledger report that Curtis Martin won't be returning this year and is close to retiring.

Allow me to be the first to say: Ummm… so?

Why is this even a story? It's either: 33-year-old running back with knee problems might retire! Or: Past-his-prime athlete may try to hang on a little longer! Could I be less surprised either way?

But I guess I can see how it's pertinent, because the Jets are contending for the playoffs this year. What's that? They lost to the Browns? Oh. Well, then. I guess if you need me, I'll be over there, not caring.

BY: Matt | TAGS: CURTIS MARTIN, NEW YORK JETS, NFL, UNSURPRISING STORIES

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CURTIS MARTIN: I’M NOT DEAD YET

October 31st, 2006 at 2:47 pm

Rachel says:

You are to me. I took you as my second pick in my money fantasy league, whose draft took place at the end of July. I hate you, Curtis Martin. But not as much as I hate my fantasy commissioner.

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